seapantsu: I started saying shit like “u” “pls” and “rly” ironically but I can’t stop now
what if someone called your phone, whispered your url and then hung up
ratchetbxtch: when you click ‘follow’ instead of ‘dashboard’
Who the fuck would have a crush on me.
Plot Twist: Nothing changed when the Fire Nation attacked.
me: lol no I'm not a fan I'm his wife.
reowlity: when you listen to a song you used to listen to ages ago and you get that weird spine chilling feeling as you remember how your life was at that point in time